Ways I knew I didn’t want kids:
-When I was asked as a kid if I wanted children and I responded with what university I wanted to go to.
-The day I got my period I was upset. Apparently this is a time of joy…. I thought it was an obstacle for my career..
-When a store clerk showed me a toy baby doll (When i was a kid) and stroller and I said ” what am I supposed to do with this ? Isn’t this for grown ups? “
So what if Danny Tanner is a clean freak because his wife was one of those people who kept all their trash in their car, and he’s like, “babe srsly u gotta clean dat shit out” and she’s all “whatevs i’ll do it later”. And then she gets into that car accident that kills her because an empty McDonald’s cup got lodged under the brake pedal. And now Danny’s like, “OMG IF EVERYTHING ISNT SPOTLESS SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN!”
Lol at srsly and.She’s all whatevs I’ll do it later